Hired
by the RAXLES® corporation to
rid the world of inferior axles, Mercenary Mike was quite
happy with his first kill. Some local guy with a welded cage,
ground race, runny grease, bent shaft, stripped threads and a
life span even shorter than a skydiving turkey.
It was at the
company BBQ, held in his honor that he first laid eyes on the
drop dead gorgeous daughter of Mr.RAXLES. Molly Grease Raxles.
With her 36-2-36 measurements, flawless complexion, shiny new
head and wild hair, she was to die for.
To Mike's disbelief she was already
being wooed by some guy named "Axel", but despite
or maybe because of this guy's hideous disguise Mike was able
to recognize him as a buffed up impostor. His real name was
Bubba G. Rinder.
Watching them lounge together by the pool was more
than Mike could take. He promptly informed Mr. RAXLES of "Axels" real
identity.
There was a
swift pool side trial. The decision was unanimous by all
axles present. Bubba G. Rinder was hung that afternoon in Mr. RAXLES
own backyard. And as all legends go Mike the hero walked off
into the sunset with the lovely Molly by his side. (we were
unable to get a picture of this)
To Mike's disbelief she was already
being wooed by some guy named "Axel", but despite
or maybe because of this guy's hideous disguise Mike was able
to recognize him as a buffed up impostor. His real name was
Bubba G. Rinder. 
Watching them lounge together by the pool was more
than Mike could take. He promptly informed Mr. RAXLES of "Axels" real
identity. 
There was a
swift pool side trial. The decision was unanimous by all
axles present. Bubba G. Rinder was hung that afternoon in Mr. RAXLES
own backyard. And as all legends go Mike the hero walked off
into the sunset with the lovely Molly by his side. (we were
unable to get a picture of this)